Funny New Job Messages for Friends and Close Ones

Funny New Job Wishes and Messages : When someone of your best friends gets a new job it’s become a chance of celebration. Best friends always love to make fun, celebration and entertainment. Wish your best friend and say good luck in your new job along with funny new job messages for best friends. You will find hear a lot of examples and the best funny new job messages for best friends to celebrate this happy moment with them. Even, you can use these funny new job messages to congratulate your close ones like your brother, sister, husband or wife cause they are also a friend in disguise. A little fun is required to celebrate the first day of your loved one at their new job.

Funny New Job Messages

I’m feeling pity for the guy who hired you. He must be a plain stupid or blind to choose someone like you to hire for the job. But congratulations anyway!

It is proved once again that you don’t always need a brain to get a job. A horse may win you a race but a donkey is more preferable for carrying your loads!

Sometimes deserving people get a bad job. And sometimes a stupid person finds a great job. But who cares when the stupid person is your friend. Congratulations!

The best thing about having an employed friend is you don’t have to worry about the restaurant bills. Having a new job is having some responsibilities too!

It’s always a great news when someone close to us gets a new job. I am really proud for you but thank god I don’t have to wake up at 8 A.M every morning!

The good luck wood duck says, good luck. He is a duck of very limited imagination. Best of luck for your new job!

The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

Now that you have a job, can you pay your own bills now? Kidding. Congratulations and I am so happy about you my dear friend!

A new job is like a blank book and you are the author. Congratulations.

Welcome to the world of suits and ties, and responsibilities. Lots of responsibilities. Congratulations!

Don’t let your new job be a new excuse for not visiting me. Congratulations.

I would have baked you a congratulatory cake, sent hugs and kisses along with this message to let you know how happy I am of you. Congratulations on your new job!

Thank god someone finally realized that terrific employees like you need a better pay. Congratulations.

May your new job bring make you a billionaire so that we can party at your expense. Congrats.

A new job is like a girlfriend or boyfriend. It will break up with you if you take it for granted. Wish you good luck.

Congratulations on your new job! It is time to party! Shall I call everyone? Kidding. Congratulations on this new chapter of your life.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. I’m kidding!!! Wish you good luck my best friend on your new job!

Now that you have a job, you can pay back all your debts. I only accept cash. Congratulations on the new job, bro!

I know I do not say it often but I am really proud that you are my best friend, especially now that you can buy me a PS Vita because you have a job! I love you, bro. Congratulations!

Along with congratulations for your flattering new job, you deserve to know that you are good at everything you do. Well done mate.

You’ve got a new job, so the luck has played its part, and now it‘s all up to you!

Your previous employer’s loss is your new employer’s gain. Congrats for your new job.

If your new job was a person, he would feel lucky to have you. Congratulations.

Getting a new job is easy. Being offered a new job is not. Congratulations on being headhunted.

Congratulations! May you achieve big feast in landing on the new job and adding one more feather in your cap of success.

Until now, you have time, gossip; entertainment, but without money, but after that you have money, but you have no time to spend it, you have success, but no time to celebrate it. Welcome to the job life. Congratulation.

Your new employer has no idea that his company has won a lottery by hiring you. Congratulations for your new job.

The unspoken secret to success is to master the art of delegating work and pretending to look busy. Congratulations on your new job.

I want a minions action figures, a new iPad charger and a hoodie. Oops, I thought I was writing what I am going to make you buy for me. Congrats, loving friend!

A new job is like a sponge. You can either let it soak up failures or you can squeeze every last drop of success from it.

Hey dear, enjoy the life in both home and office; try to be professional at work, not at your home; else you will never be happy. This advice is free only for you. Congratulation and all the best.

A job is like a relationship. You break up from your old employer with a heavy heart but start a new relationship with your new employer with new promises and new expectations. Here’s hoping that you and your new employer will be a happy couple forever and breakup never.

Who would have thought that that boy who knows nothing but scroll his news feed is now an associate. Just kidding bro! Congratulations on your new job!

A job is a contract in which an employer promises to pay and the employee promises to do what it takes to get paid. Good luck with your promises.

Your new job is one more addition to the list of things that I envy you for. Congratulations.

Say goodbye to all your student discounts and say hello to your college debts! Welcome to the real world! It sucks, but it is exciting and fun. You will enjoy it. Congratulations!

They have no place for a brat, in the corporate world. Stop being immature! Kidding. Wishing you all the best on this new chapter of your life! Have fun working! Congratulations!

Being employed is better than being unemployed but being employed for more money is even better. Congratulations on a job that pays more.

First, you got in on your dream university. Second, you finished with good grades and now you got hired for others…lol…Congratulations on your new job!

Doesn’t your new job mean that you owe me a treat? Looking forward to it. Congratulations buddy.

You are great! Congratulations on your 1 % raise… ha..ha..ha…Have fun working! I love you, bro. All the best, loving friend!

From office politics to being the boss’ pet, there can be many reasons for getting promoted. But there is only one reason for getting headhunted and that is sheer merit. Congratulations on being handpicked for your new job.

You are going to write a new chapter of life, no one looks at your past; how much you have lied in job applications; but the winner is who turns all those right. Go ahead and congratulation.

Congratulate your friend, colleague, boss, sibling, spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, mom, dad or someone else you know who got a new job with a message on the new beginning in their lives. Send your best wishes in texts to mark the perfect new start or write a sweet note to let them know that you are wishing nothing but the best for them.